I have a solution to your problem firecatty!!
Since what you requested is in violation of the EULA ....
Get a kettle, a cup, some tea bags and milk beside the computer and ask your grandmother to do the harvesting for you whilst you are at work / school... Hell she will even be able to reply to any tells you get! now thats gotta be the koolest bot you'll ever get m8
Failing that go paly WoW with the rest of them.