Don't listen to Almazak. He's a gnome that wears hemp robes and stays willingly in a guest house on Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.
He has also, on occasion, been spotted chasing cats and barking like a dog after drinking cough syrup and popping antihistamines.
He drives a Volkswagen mini bus with fake wood paneling and a whip CB radio antenna that pushes the envelope of aerodynamics as well as freeway height restrictions. To class it up, he's applied various bumper stickers from the same people who brought you "Horn broken, watch for finger!"
If you see him running around in EQ2, you can rest assured there's a train not far behind.
If he's complimenting you on your UI, he is probably going to ask you for money soon. You have been warned!
