Edit: Handled. New Qeynos label code, DDS file, and screenshot for those curious how it turned out below.
Code:
<Page Location="1,2" Name="QeynosNames" ScrollExtent="436,506" Size="436,506" Visible="false">
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Elddar" Location="168,184" Name="qey_elddar" ScrollExtent="55,22" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="55,22" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Elddar</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Harbor" Location="149,282" Name="qey_harbor" ScrollExtent="59,22" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="59,22" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Harbor</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="North" Location="281,225" Name="qey_north" ScrollExtent="50,22" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="50,22" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">North</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="South" Location="228,322" Name="qey_south" ScrollExtent="51,22" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="51,22" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">South</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Nettleville Hovel" Location="224,367" Name="qey_village01" ScrollExtent="85,40" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="85,40" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Nettleville Hovel</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Starcrest Commune" Location="131,351" Name="qey_village02" ScrollExtent="74,49" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="74,49" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Starcrest Commune</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Graystone Yard" Location="70,246" Name="qey_village03" ScrollExtent="80,40" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="80,40" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Graystone Yard</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Castleview Hamlet" Location="157,225" Name="qey_village04" ScrollExtent="82,40" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="82,40" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Castleview Hamlet</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Willow Wood" Location="155,70" Name="qey_village05" ScrollExtent="70,40" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="70,40" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Willow Wood</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Baubbleshire" Location="84,122" Name="qey_village06" ScrollExtent="104,22" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="104,22" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Baubbleshire</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Forest Ruins" Location="80,60" Name="forest_ruins" ScrollExtent="60,40" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="60,40" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Forest Ruins</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Oakmyst Forest" Location="90,170" Name="oakmyst_forest" ScrollExtent="72,40" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="72,40" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Oakmyst Forest</Text>
<Text AbsorbsInput="false" Font="/Fonts.FontZapf18" LocalText="Peat Bog" Location="180,420" Name="peat_bog" ScrollExtent="60,22" ShadowStyle="/ShadowStyles.Outline1" Size="60,22" TextAlignment="Center" TextAlignmentVertical="Center">Peat Bog</Text>
</Page>
P.S. Yes, Qeynos zone connections are weird. Very, very weird. If I can figure out where Caves is supposed to be geographically I'll add a label and a bell'd background, but I honestly have no bloody clue where it is.